It's Colder Than Jokes, Memes, and Sayings
It's colder than a polar bear's butt.
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It's colder than a witch's belt buckle.
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It's colder than Chris Cringle's jockstrap.
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It's colder than a grave digger's shovel.
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It's colder than a mortician's mistress.
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It's colder than a day-old dumpling.
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It's colder than skinny dipping in a snowstorm.
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It's colder than in a freezer Antarctica.
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It's so cold the dogs are sticking to the fire hydrants.
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"Colder than the hinges of hell."
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"Colder than a brass toilet seat in the Yukon."
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"Colder than a good digger's butt in January."
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"Colder than a good digger's hind end."
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"It is colder than death."
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"It is colder than the souls of men."
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"It's colder than a polar bears toenail out there."
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"It's colder than when you walk out the shower with no towel."
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"It's so cold, ager bumps a-popping' out all over me."
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"It's so cold, milk cows gave icicles."
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"The weather is almost colder than my heart."
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It's colder than my ex-outside.
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It's colder than when you walk out of the shower with no towel.
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It's colder than a Michael Jackson moonwalk.
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"Colder than a banker's heart on foreclosure day at the widows' and orphans' home."
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It's colder than a penguin's pecker.
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It's colder than a witch's tit in a brass brassiere.-----
It's colder than a fart in a dead Eskimo.
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It's colder than Saddam's current toilet seat.
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It's colder than Ted William's head.
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It's colder than a mother-in-law's kiss.
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It's colder than Jack Frost's toes after he skates on an icy pond.
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It's colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg.
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It's colder than the end of an Eskimo's tool.
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It's colder than a room full of ex-wives.
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It's colder than a bucket of snowman piss.
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It is so cold even property taxes are frozen.
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It is so cold my boogers are freezing together.
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It is cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
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It is so cold my cat climbs into the refrigerator just to warm up.
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It is so cold Bill Clinton is sleeping with his own wife.
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It is so cold snowmen are migrating south.
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It is so cold I could cut glass with my nipples.
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It is so cold it feels like I'm breathing liquid oxygen.
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It is so cold my campfire froze.
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It is so cold even the dog wanted a cup of coffee.
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It is so cold my eyelids froze shut.
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It is so cold the polar bears are shivering.
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It is so cold my sweaters need sweaters.
It is so cold hookers were giving free blow jobs just to get something warm in their stomachs.
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It is so cold I'm using an ice tray as a heating pad.
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It is so cold even global warming tree-huggers are wearing hats and mittens.
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It is so cold you can toss a cup of hot water in the air and hear it shatter into ice crystals.
