Funny Status For Whatsapp, Facebook And Instagram

Make your Whatsapp, Facebook and Instagram status more funny with following given best and latest collection of funny statuses and image captions for Whatsapp, Facebook and Instagram. You will find here best unique funny status for whatsapp, Funny Status for FB and you can also make more Funny Images with these Awesome and Amazing Captions for Instagram and Facebook.

Awesome Funny Status for Facebook And Whatsapp

I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode.
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Hey there whatsapp is using meee.
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I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
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I pretend to work and They pretend to pay me.
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80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% boys are having brain.
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If your dog barks and enemies laugh, take it seriously.
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One simple Math rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.
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I Am gonna Make my Status High, better you too Focus on your Status only.
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3 mistakes done by everyone: WhatsApp, Facebook, and Girlfriend
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Dear problems… Please give me some discount… I am your regular customer.
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Best Funny Captions for Facebook and Instagram Images

I’m not lazy, I prefer the term “selective participation.
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Dear God, there is a bug in your software… it’s called Monday, please fix it.
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Its Really Funny And Hilarious When Wife Thinks Shes Punishing Her Husband By Not Talking To Him For Days.
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I Feel, Well, Like I’m gonna get on someone’s nerves today! Evilacious
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Cousins are created so that our Parents can compare marks.
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This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.
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Zombies Are Looking For Brain. Don’T Sorry. You Are Safe.
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Sleep till you are hungry… Eat till you are sleepy.
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Never Get Jealous When You See Your Ex With Someone Else, Because Our Parents Taught Us To Give Our Used Toys To The Less Fortunate.
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When I Text You A Massive Paragraph And You Reply 40 Minutes Late With ” K “….Are You Asking To Be Punched ?
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Amazing Funny Whatsapp Status for Girls

Carefully edited truths are the best way to LIE. Because technically you’re not lying!
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Problem is the only thing which need not be sought after.
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When Phone on silent mode– 10 Missed calls…When Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day.
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If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.
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Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
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My girlfriend is always stealing my t-shirts and sweaters… But if I take one of her dresses, suddenly “we need to talk”.
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The hardest thing I ever tried was being normal.
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To save water , I drink V0dka.
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I’m not short, I’m a people McNugget.
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I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
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Amazing Funny Whatsapp Status for Boys

Make your weird light shine bright, so the other weirdos know where to find you.
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C.L.A.A.S – Come Late And Start Sleeping.
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When You’Are Stressed, You Eat Ice Cream, Cake, Chocolate & Sweets. Why ? Because Stressed Spelled Backwards Is Desserts.
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Life is journey. I am traveler.
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Me? Sarcastic? Never.
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WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
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The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children.
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Be Strong I Whispered To My WiFi Signal.
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Sometimes you just have to throw on a crown and remind them who they’re dealing with.
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Reason why i change my status every day is my GF wants me to do that.
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You can never convince a women who gives you s3-x
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Don’t get a man(\woman) ,get a dog …they are loyal and they die sooner.
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Funny Attitude Status for FB, Instagram & Whatsapp

The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.
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This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.
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If you can’t convince them then Confuse them.
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People with status don’t need status.
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Behind every successful man, there is a surprised woman.
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With great girlfriend comes great expenses.
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I had to take sick day.I’m sick of those peoples.
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I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle! He’s dreaming too.
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Life taught me lots of lessons, but I bunked those classes too.
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